New Curtains...Sort of

 Mr. :  "How was your day?"

Me:  "Good.  Did you have a good day?"

Mr. :  "Pretty good.  What did you do today?"

 Me:  "I painted the curtains in the living room."

Mr. :  "Say that again."

 Me: "I painted the curtains in the living room."

Mr. :  "Oh, I didn't realize that our curtains needed to be painted."

Me:  "It's not that they needed to be painted, it's more that they needed to be horizontal stripes."

Mr. :  "Oh."

When you make panels from painter's canvas,  you might as well have fun with them.

 Martha shows how to stencil these pretty panels here.